Every now and then (just for her amusement of course) I jump up, press my flat hand on my bum and, grimacing daft and OTT in faux pain and urgency, I say; “I’ve got to drop it like it’s hot!” Then I leg it to the toilet for a shit.
Every now and then (just for her amusement of course) I jump up, press my flat hand on my bum and, grimacing daft and OTT in faux pain and urgency, I say; “I’ve got to drop it like it’s hot!” Then I leg it to the toilet for a shit.